Pig Napkins

Oink Oink! Pig Cocktail Napkins

  Caspari Oink Red Paper Cocktail Napkins, Pack of 20 Made in Germany of triple-ply tissue printed with non-toxic, water-soluble dyes Disposability reduces clean-up time so you ... Continue Reading →
Book of unnecessary quotation marks

The Book of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks [$0.83 and up]

  From the sarcastic to the suggestive, here are quotation marks as we love them best, doing horrible damage to the English language. Who wouldn’t have second thoughts ... Continue Reading →
I don't recall asking for your opinion

Funny… I Don’t Recall Asking For Your Opinion Napkins [$3.89 and up]

  Laugh out loud with these napkins from the Anne Taintor collection featuring the saying, “Funny…I don’t recall asking for your opinion.”Paper beverage ... Continue Reading →
Understanding Rap

Understanding Rap: For You And Your Grandma [$1.63 and up]

  Understanding Rap: Although rap music is famous for its ingenuity, double entendres and clever turns of phrase, until now no one has attempted to collect rap lyrics into an ... Continue Reading →
Wookie Cookies

Wookie Cookies And Other Galactic Recipes [$3.92 and up]

Boba Fett-Uccine and Princess Leia Danish Dos are just the beginning when the Force is with you in the kitchen. Wookiee Cookies is your invitation to fine culinary experiences in ... Continue Reading →
Dad's Are The Original Hipsters

Dad’s Are The Original Hipsters [$4.94 and up]

Dad’s Are The Original Hipsters. He listened to vinyl before you did. He drank whiskey before you did. He had a mustache before you did. Admit it: your dad was a hipster before ... Continue Reading →
Feminist Ryan Gosling Book

Feminist Ryan Gosling: Feminist Theory (as Imagined) from Your Favorite Sensitive Movie Dude [$5.18 and up]

What started as a silly way for blogger Danielle Henderson and her classmates to keep track of the feminist theorists they were studying in class quickly turned into an overnight sensation. ... Continue Reading →
FUPenguin

F U, Penguin: Telling Cute Animals What’s What [$2.07 and up]

Attention, all you clumsy pandas, lovable puffins, huggable bunnies, and penguins that elicit ooohs and aaahs: The jig is up! We have lived under your furry fists for too long. There ... Continue Reading →
crafting with cat hair

Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat (aka Yourself) [$5.41 and up]

“There’s no other word for this book except: purrfect.” —Los Angeles Times Got fur balls? Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Do you love to make ... Continue Reading →
connect a cord

Connect-A-Cord: 50 1-Foot Extension Cords [$4.99 and up]

A handy man’s dream – its unique, multi-piece design lets you assemble the perfect length power cord every time (50 one foot extension cords). Get Cy Hennington’s ... Continue Reading →
superman socks

Superman Socks!!! [$4.99]

It’s a Bird!  It’s a Plane!  It’s that knucklehead Ron from 4B streaking to the dumpster again.  You wish you could be as wonderful. Here’s a tip: In order ... Continue Reading →
How To Iron Your Own Damn Shirt

How To Iron Your Own Damn Shirt [$4.83 and up]

LADIES: At long last, a practical guide to help your man become the perfect husband. How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt is your salvation, with simple, easy-for-a-guy-to-follow instructions ... Continue Reading →
boss lady zipper pouch

Store Your Colored Pencils Like a Boss – Boss Lady Zipper Pouch [$3.50 and up]

Oh heck yes!  Hey Boss Lady – keep runnin’ thangs with the Boss Lady Zipper Pouch. Click Here To Buy Continue Reading →
Savin Up For Jesus

Lawd Have Mercy – We’re Savin’ Up For Jesus [$5.39 and up]

Haven’t been to Church lately?  Give yourself a little faith lift and drop a coin to your salvation with the Savin’ Up For Jesus Tin Bank. Revolutionary savings plan-just ... Continue Reading →
Accept The Fact That You're Aging Breath Spray

Accept The Fact That You’re Aging Breath Spray [$2.44 and up]

You’re getting older. It does feel strange at times doesn’t it? Just one spray gets you back to what you should be doing. Passionately experiencing life and walking into ... Continue Reading →
Biebs Duck Tape

Justin’ Case You’re Out Of Candy – Justin Bieber Duct Tape [$4.59 and up]

  Includes 10 Yards of pure Justin Bieber duct tape fantasy. Great for: Kidnappings Burglaries Repairing dignity Taping utensils to your hands Waxing Click Here To Buy     Continue Reading →
origami_sticky_notes

Get Bored at Work Easily? You Need These Origami Sticky Notes [$4.99]

Is the hot receptionist still avoiding the IT department since the Holiday party? Make amends by leaving her a nice butterfly or piggy made with your origami sticky notes reminding ... Continue Reading →
Zombie Wrapping Paper

Surprise – Brains!!! Zombie Wrapping Paper [$.99 and up]

The geniuses at ThinkGeek (a new affiliate site of 5DollaHolla- yay!) have knocked down their prices on these super nerded-out wrapping paper sets. Not only for Zombie fans, in addition ... Continue Reading →
squirrel-underpants

Squirrels, Hide Your Nuts in These Genuine Squirrel Underwear. [$3.56]

Genuine squirrel underwear Standard white cotton jockey-type drawers one-size-fits-all squirrels Will also fit most guinea pigs Held up with an elastic band for a perfect fit Buy ... Continue Reading →
unicorn-corn-holders

Unicorn Corn Holders [$4.99 and up]

Love to eat Corn?  Loved unicorns before they were cool?  Of course you did. You need these Unicorn Corn Holders.   Buy It Now - Holla At Amazon     Continue Reading →